If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) is a drama film directed by Mary Bronstein rated 6.3/10.

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Cast

Rose Byrne

Linda

Conan O'Brien

Therapist

A$AP Rocky

James

Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

Delaney Quinn

Child

Mary Bronstein

Dr. Spring

Ivy Wolk

Diana

Mark Stolzenberg

Parking Attendant

Manu Narayan

Landlord

Christian Slater

Father

Eva Kornet

Breathworker

Ella Beatty

Kate